Sure that net is not hurt, nar need looking for a needle. Just take your nunny bag,and be off now the once, ya old nawpoll. Its a nice ways you got to travel and the air is nippy.
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nar - none, not any (also neither, ne'er nair)
narn - never a single one, not a single one
narrows - a confined entrance to a harbour
nawpoll - a stupid person
net needle - a device carved from a piece of wood, used to make and repair the mesh in fish nets
Newfie - a jocular term for a Newfoundlander, sometimes used in a derogatory sense (if you are not from Newfoundland, you shouldn't use the "N" word)
nice - considerable
nippy - cold weather
noggin - a person's head
not hurt - in good condition, without a stain or mark, hardly worn, like new
now, the once - shortly
nunny bag - a small bag used for carrying provisions while travelling
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Hey Mudder, if you're reading this, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, we'll call you tonight!