Apparently, jamming your hand into a bottle of pickles to get the last one that simply will not allow you to stab it with a fork, while you have a small cut on your hand is not very smart.
Also, rubbing your eyes with the same hand a few minutes later (and yes I washed it) isn't any smarter.
Ouch! Ouch! f*c* OOOWWWW!
Evil, Evil, Tasty Evil Pickles!