"I can't sleep. I've tried everything. Even the movies. Maybe I'm too hot."
"Wait. What? Movies?"
"Yeah when I can’t sleep I play a movie in my head . One that I know really well, and I picture every little detail, and eventually my brain gets too tired and I fall asleep.”
"Well you got a better idea, count stupid sheep? I mean what idiot thought of counting sheep with all their bleeping, why not dragons or whales?”
"If you counted dragons you would get distracted by their ability to breath fire and wouldn't sleep, and if you counted whales, you'd end up wet."
Stupid husband, got a smart ass answer for everything. Only thing I could think of as I rolled over...."Well you'd be wet too."
"Love you too Dawn, good-night."