I just got off the phone with me fadder, this is our actual conversation from start to finish. Anyone want to translate?
fadder: How ya gettin on?
me: Good. Ya get arn'?
fadder: 500 pound, n' 55 rabbits.
me: Yes b'y, spot on.
me: Goin'. You?
fadder: Swell. Kid?
fadder: Best kind.
fadder: Be good now. Here's your mudder.
(Those are not spelling mistakes, I was trying to catch the dialect)