Husband has a strange affinity for ju jubes. This scene takes place last night, I'm sprawled out on the upstairs couch studying for tommorrow's OSCE, when he wanders into the room carrying a bulk barn bag...
Husband: what colour
Me: orange, no green, maybe one of each.. just surprise me. (he passes me a handful) (me chomping on a red) ugh, fishies are WAY better
Husband: nope, swedish fish suck. Jubes are cheaper, and they're rubbery so you have to chew them more which means they last longer, and they're big, so you can only eat them one at a time, and..
Me: exactly, they're rubbery, do you have any idea how many filling I got?
Husband: that’s because you’re defective
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I am SO with you on The Swedish Fish over the Jubes. What is that man thinking?
ReplyDeleteI'm more of a sour patch kids person myself, but given the choice between the two, I'd prefer jubes.
ReplyDeleteSwedish fish, all the way, baby!!! I'm with you on that one!!! (Of course, I'm also with TS Hendrik...I love sour patch kids!)
ReplyDeleteToo much foreign metal in my mouth to eat those things! At one time they were my movie candy of choice... those and Dots
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you're not defective...
ReplyDeleteI am half Jewish and I hate Ju Jus. I think it might be because I am too cheap to buy them.
ReplyDeleteI really like JuJus and all kinds of gummy candies but now I mostly avoid them. I'm afraid my caps will come out and I can't afford a lot of dental work.
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Tossing It Out
I loved the story except I replaced the candy in my head with sour patch kids.
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