Monday, September 19, 2011

Worst Comedy Movies Ever

From the brain of Alex J. comes the Worst Movies Ever blogfest .






I have seen some pretty bad movies in my time, some of them worse than others. So in no particular order, I give you MY 10 worst comedy movies:


The Love Guru (2008) - staring Mike Myers and Jessica Alba - "If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"

The Master of Disguise (2002) - staring Dana Carvey - "Am I not turtle enough for you?"

Year One (2009) - staring Jack Black and Micheal Cera - "I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner."

White Chicks (2004) - staring Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans - "Look King Kong. Why don't you take you and your "1980 pick-up lines", climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State building, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off? Excuse me."

From Justin to Kelly (2003) - staring Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini - "You're the mayor of Spring Break, and she's one-bonnet-shy-Amish!"

Thunderpants (2002)- staring Rupert Grint and Paul Giamatti - "I cannot control my arse."

Grease 2 (1982)- staring Michelle Pfeiffer - "If I catch up with that guy, he's dead, you hear me? D-E-D"

Freddy Got Fingered (2001) - staring Tom Green - "You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!"

Honey I Blew up the Kid (1992) - Rick Moranis - "Adam! Don't eat us!"

Baby on Board (2009)- Heather Graham and Jerry O' Connell - * this is the exception - I just watched it and there are no words. I just HATED it.
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40 comments:

  1. Patricia StolteySeptember 19, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    I'm pretty excited that I haven't seen any of these movies. I remember being tempted to go to "Honey, I Blew Up the Kid" but changed my mind at the last minute. This is a fun blogfest. Alex has such great ideas.

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  2. Alex J. CavanaughSeptember 19, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    White Chicks! I'd forgotten about that travesty.
    Thanks for participating in the blogfest!

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  3. Elizabeth MuellerSeptember 19, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    White Chicks made me laugh, though! :P


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    YA Paranormal Romance, Darkspell coming fall of 2011!

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  4. Pat TillettSeptember 19, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    this is a good twist! You are so right on your choices. Everyone one of them sucked!

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  5. George Beremov [Nebular]September 19, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    OMG, The Love Guru! I totally forgot about this one. It sucked so bad, it deserves to be on that list for sure.

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  6. MarleneSeptember 19, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    I think the only one on that list that I've seen is "The Love Guru". While the movie was a catastrophe, I have to say I'm a closet Mike Myers fan. :)

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  7. John TealSeptember 19, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    This is an interesting twist on a list ! For once I can read a top 10 and be glad I have seen non of them !!! :)

    RJR Daydreamer

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  8. UnknownSeptember 19, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    wait when did they make grease 2...
    :)
    i love bad/worst movies, these lists are tough!
    jeremy
    twothumbseightfingers.blogspot.com

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  9. Susan OloierSeptember 19, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    I think the only movie on this list I've seen is Grease 2. But I think I blocked all memory of it in order to prevent psychological damage :-)

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  10. Claudia MoserSeptember 19, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    Well I only saw partially the first movie and that is it!

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  11. RaShelle WorkmanSeptember 19, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    LOL. Great picks. White Chicks really was B.A.D.

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  12. Golden EagleSeptember 19, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    I've never seen any of these movies--hooray.

    LOL.

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  13. Ms. ASeptember 19, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I don't do comedy, especially forced comedy. The closest I've gotten to anything remotely comedic, is Spanglish. (which I loved) Me giving it a chance, was rare, indeed.

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  14. Tyrean MartinsonSeptember 19, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Wow! I am again amazed by a list of truly bad movies that I wasn't tempted to watch - except Grease 2 - ick! I totally agree that deserves to be on a 'worst' list.

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  15. Lydia KangSeptember 19, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    You've got some awesomely bad ones on your list--nice!

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    Master of Disguise was Master of Lame. Awful movie. Have to admit wifey and I like White Chicks. There. I said it.

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  17. mshatchSeptember 19, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    omg these are hilarious. I haven't seen any of them fortunately.

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  18. EconomicDisconnectSeptember 19, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    Wow, Grease 2! I had blocked that thing out of my mind.

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  19. julie feddersonSeptember 19, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    OMG, how did I forget White Chicks? That's worth 10 votes on its own.

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  20. Jennie BaileySeptember 19, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    White Chicks wasn't just a BAD movie, it was a FREAKY movie because they didn't look normal in that white make-up! YAY - another Freddie Got Fingered!

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  21. Doralynn KennedySeptember 19, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    I'd forgotten about "Honey I Blew Up the Kid"... thank you amnesia!

    But "Thunderpants"? Seriously? I totally missed that one!

    "I cannot control my arse." LOL!

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  22. Arlee BirdSeptember 19, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    Don't see any favorites of mine here and I guess I've only seen half of them. Had absolutely no urge to see the other half.


    Lee
    Tossing It Out

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  23. Rhonda @Laugh QuotesSeptember 19, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    Good list. I have only seen two (Love Guru and White Chicks), and they were pretty bad.

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  24. M PaxSeptember 20, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    Grease II was really horrible. Must be why I forgot about it. lol Had to wipe it from my memory banks.

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  25. vic caswell September 20, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    heeheehee!

    i have to admit that i adored the master of disguise and have watched it more than once.

    and grease 2. i hate travolta, so grease was terrible, imo. but i loved grease 2.

    some of these other ones sound pretty terrible!

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  26. Jennifer HillierSeptember 20, 2011 at 2:00 AM

    Grease 2! How did I miss that one? Good call!

    Love Guru and Justin/Kelly made my list, too. Both total groaners.

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  27. Civil War HorrorSeptember 20, 2011 at 6:48 AM

    Wow, I haven't seen any of these. Lucky me! Most comedies are pretty unfunny, so I'm very picky about anything on the comedy shelf.

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  28. CiaraSeptember 20, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    I SO agree. Greese 2 and Honey I blew up the kids were awful movies. :)

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  29. UnknownSeptember 20, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    Those are horrible movies! Great picks.

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  30. LiSeptember 20, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    *Sigh* I hated White Chicks, but my husband got a lot of mileage out of the bathroom scene near the beginning.

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  31. anthony stemkeSeptember 20, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    After reading this list I'm glad I missed them.

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  32. Sangu MandannaSeptember 20, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    I'd forgotten about most of these! Gah. There has truly been a spectacularly large amount of movie wasted on some awful rubbish, hasn't there?

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  33. Laila KnightSeptember 20, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    White Chicks! Ugh, that was aweful. And I see you picked Freddie Got Fingered...ridiculous movie. Glad you mee you. :) I'll be following.

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  34. Powdered Toast ManSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    Honey I Blew Up the Kid was one of those bad/good movies. It wasn't good but it was enjoyable to watch.

    My cheese helmet got moldy.

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  35. JaseSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    Love this blog post! A really interesting read! Followed!

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  36. Karen M. PetersonSeptember 21, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    I haven't seen any of these movies. And I do not regret it.

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  37. L. Diane WolfeSeptember 21, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    Comedy is so subjective. I'm really picky when it comes to comedies. I'm happy to say I've only sat through one of those movies, too.

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  38. Author A.O. PeartSeptember 21, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Grease 2 was TERRIBLE, blah.

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  39. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    I havent seen most of these but I gotta agree with The Love Guru- I had such high hopes for it and it let me down.

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  40. msmariahSeptember 21, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    Yep, I fear that the love guru is on quite a few lists. That movie was just awful. Great list. I like some of your other choices. Freddy Got Fingered was beyond redemption. Tom Green never recovered from that monstrosity.

    Great blog by the way. Following you now.

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