"I spent all day eddying around looking for my elsinor, that I was so distracted I forgot to put the cover on the Eversweet, and an earwig got into it. Now I'm having an evenin with nothing to put on my excursion bread."
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Earwig - a variety of centipedes
Eddy - of water or wind, moving in a circular motion
Elsinor - a cap with ear flaps, especially one made of leather
Evenin - an alcoholic beverage at the end of a day's work
Eversweet - margarine manufactured in Newfoundland (pictured above)
Excursion bread - a hard bread, similar to hard tack, but sweeter and softer, eaten alone or with butter. (also called sweet bread or scursion bread)
