Wednesday, May 5, 2010

A vile green weed I abhor

I realized something today, broccoli makes me gag.

It’s icky and yucky,
a green lump is what I see,
I don't care what you say,
it just don't taste good to me!

broccoli smells
can't stand it on my plate.
It’s stinky stinky stuff,
the only veggie I hate.

I wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate and covered in sprinkles and drizzled with caramel. Vile weed!

During pathophysiology this afternoon, I drew this lovely picture to help me prove my point

Now picture a grown woman picking it out of her salad (yeah, other people saw me picking it out, and they laughed, at this point nothing I do surprises them.)


  1. I so much identify with this post. I have hated broccoli all my life and it is one thing I agreed with Bush Sr. about.

    However, I have been eating it raw lately and for some reason, my taste buds have changed and it's not as bad as I remember.

  2. I actually love broccoli too... is there something wrong with me? :)

    And Cheeseboy is right...cold broccoli dipped in some kind of sauce is really yummy!

  3. Yeah, I'm not sold... think Baby Mama when she keeps spitting out the vitamins. That's me, but with yucky green weeds.