To the nasty _________ who cut in front of me in the Starbucks lineup today:
I would have planted one of my Nikes square in your behind had there not been so many eye witnesses. If you hadn't been so evily rude, I still would have wanted to kick you in the jeans because you got the last cranberry bliss bar, and because its EXAM WEEK and I am ready to pull me hair out from the stress, and because the next Starbucks is not on the way home, and a peppermint mocha is just not the same without one.
So there. pppfffttt (or whatever that noise is when I stick out my tongue)