To the nasty _________ who cut in front of me in the Starbucks lineup today:
I would have planted one of my Nikes square in your behind had there not been so many eye witnesses. If you hadn't been so evily rude, I still would have wanted to kick you in the jeans because you got the last cranberry bliss bar, and because its EXAM WEEK and I am ready to pull me hair out from the stress, and because the next Starbucks is not on the way home, and a peppermint mocha is just not the same without one.
So there. pppfffttt (or whatever that noise is when I stick out my tongue)
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Feel better now? Maybe Santa will bring him some coal.
ReplyDeleteThat bleepin' bleep has no idea how lucky he/she is that there were eye witnesses. I'd be blowing worse than raspberries if I were you. xo
ReplyDeleteYou really should have resorted to my trick. SILENT but DEADLY....FART. Then give that person an evil look as if to say, that was you, wasn't it? Everyone else will see you looking at the line cutter and will think it was him/her, too.
ReplyDeleteWORKS!!! WORKS EVERY TIME!
Boy some ______ are really nasty!!!! Good luck with the mental madness.
ReplyDeleteWhat a rotten so and so. You should have kicked them. I bet everyone would have applauded.
ReplyDeleteLook at it this way. If you hit her you wouldn't have to take your exams!
ReplyDeleteThis just shows what a nice person you are. If it was me, there would have been an incident...
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