Monday, January 16, 2012

There once was a man from Nantucket....


There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who used the toothpaste and didn't shut it.
He felt like a twit,
When his wife pitched a fit.
That poor old man from Nantucket.



- Dear husband, please close the stupid flip cap next time!

10 comments:

  1. I throw a fit all the time when my husband leaves trash out from something he just opened and it doesn't bother him a bit. : (

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  2. Haha, your poor husband! I can really empathise although it certainly is quite the stupid mistake to make!

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  3. When my hubby runs out of his toothpaste, instead of getting a new one he uses mine. HE DOESN'T SQUEEZE FROM THE BOTTOM. Drives me crazy.

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  4. I trained mine early in our marriage about that. He valued his life enough to comply.

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  5. I don't care if people squeeze from the middle of the tube as long as they put the stupid cap back on. Totally agree with you.

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  6. That's funny! I admit that if I'm half asleep at night sometimes the cap doesn't make it back to the toothpaste . . .or it gets twisted on halfway and falls off when I pick it up. Usually if I'm somewhat awake while brushing my teeth this never happens in our household.

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  7. hey, at least he brushes his teeth!

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