Friday, December 21, 2012

Choose your apocalypse blogfest



 

Today is the choose your apocalypse  apocalypse blogfest!

In my version the skies darken, the animals go nuts, the power goes off, just like all the stuff in the movies... EXCEPT in my version really loud Justin Beiber music is transmitted through all electrical outlets 24 hours a day, louder than even the best ear plugs can dull.  The music causes your brain to slowly die, turning you into a zombie. 

Estimated time of the first Zombie transformation is 3 hours into BeiberFest.  

If you hear Beiber music, grab whatever you can carry - bottled water, first aid kits, canned food, extra food, blankets, books, candles, knives, crossbows etc, and head as far away from civilization as you can.  Avoid all forms electricity.  Find a quiet lake and camp out.

Daryl Dixon eventually saves the planet by taking care of Beiber.



46 comments:

  1. Second apocalypse I've seen today that involves Beiber - no!!!!! Take me now.

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    1. I am off to hunt the other Beiber post :)

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  2. OMG that sounds like Hell on Earth for sure.

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    1. earplugs are not strong enough to block out the Beib

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  4. Someone posted a pic on Facebook of a music bin that said, 'FEMALE ARTISTS' with a bunch of Bieber CDs in it. lol

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  5. Daryl Dixon can save me from zombies anytime.

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  6. No, no, no -- NOT THE BEIBER!!!. Oh, the horror, the horror.

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  7. Daryl Dixon is the man for the job! Only he can save us from the Beiber!

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  8. Daryl is the MAN! Thank yo from saving us from zombification via Beiber. :)

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  9. Rock on... Daryl is the king of the zing! at first I thought you were describing my normal every day life. I met Daryl, some day I might share those photos... maybe.

    Did we make it?
    My link is dead, I ask again did we make it?
    [Visit my post for that to make sense]

    Great end of the world post!!
    Jeremy [Retro]
    Oh No, Let's Go... Crazy

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  10. You are the second to opt for Die By Bieber ... must be something in the air.

    Visiting from the CYOAB.

    thriftshopcommando.blogspot.com

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    1. imagine my horror when I awoke and he was actually on the radio!

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  11. I always knew that that Bieber guy would cause the end of the world, great post buddy.

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  12. Ack, Bieber is terrifying! I'm so glad I live surrounded by the boonies. Not too hard to take off into the mountains, shew.

    Thanks for participating!

    Shannon at The Warrior Muse

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  13. OMG that's my kind of apocalypse! I think, no wait, I KNOW, that Bieber blasting through all outlets would quickly kill me. Great post!
    A2Z Mommy and What’s In Between

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    1. after the second straight song I would be looking for something sharp

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  14. Hahaha, you must visit Powdered Toast Man. Does it really take 3 hours of Bieberfest? That sounds AWFULLY (and I mean, awfully) long.

    xoRobyn

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  15. Ha ha! Great post. I would've joined this blogfest if I had known about it.

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  16. Although I'm aware of Justin Beiber, I must be one of the few on the planet that haven't actually listened to him - so my dilemma is: would I realise it was him singing or would I just be automatically zombiefied anyway? ;-p

    Great post - short and oh, so sweet! ;-)

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    1. lucky you to not have listened to him - if you heard him you would recognize him :)

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  17. Fun post. Am glad the other side of the world is already in Dec. 22!

    Monti
    Mary Montague Sikes

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  18. Hahaha! That was a funny one! God, wouldn't that be terrible? Worst apocalypse ever!!

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    1. I get shivers up my spine every time I hear his voice

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  19. Haahahahahahahaaa--love it! Indeed, Beiber music 24/7 non-stop has *got* to be apocalyptic. At least apoplexic :D Glad you foresee a light at the end of the tunnel, though :) Great post!

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    1. I don't even think Beiber could handle listening to himself 24/7!

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  20. Bieber a AND Zombies!!! That is a fate to harsh to consider. I would jump off my roof at that possibility.

    Thanks for playing!

    Chuck

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  21. Ach! The world comes to an end because of the Zombeiber! I should have known...

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  22. And now I'm humming "if I was your boyfriend". I guess I'm doomed.

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  23. I knew he was evil! I knew it! and The wife doesn't believe me.

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