they're not supposed to be funny....

Last night we're all in watching tv, the fire place is on, the dog is snoring in the corner.  At the exact moment the movie quiets:

PPPPPPFFFFHHHHTTT

Like a single note from kiddo's trumpet.

PPPPPPFFFFHHHHTTT

The dog springs up, woof! woof! She's ready to defend us from the noise.  It hits her, she stops, sniffs the air, reaches her head around and smells her own butt.  Satisfied she has located the source of the loud noise, she circles around her bed and settles back down.  Never mind the scent.

Gagging, and crawling toward the other side of the room, waving her hand violently to get the stinky air away form her face, kiddo pipes up "Ugh, Tina you couldn't even leave the room!  Mom, she smelled her own arse!  Why would she do that?!  Ugh dog what did you eat?!"

I was laughing so hard, it wasn't until hours later I was reliving the moment (sans scent) that I realized, kiddo said the word "arse" and I didn't correct her.

I know - farts aren't supposed to be funny, except they are.  They're hysterical, especially when your dog does it so loud it wakes her up!

PPPPPPFFFFHHHHTTT

Now I just have to decide if I'm okay with 13 year old kiddo using the word arse.

I'm just saying, you stink!

I know I don't smell like sunshine and roses all the time. But why should I have to endure the smell of a fresh fart in the middle of a narrow hallway?

When you exit the clinic, you can turn right to go the main lobby and the wachrooms, or you can turn left to go to the lecture halls where the paramedic students hang out, the gym and the stairs to the next level. A bunch of us left clinic this morning, enroute to the lobby to get a coffee when a group of paramedic boys squeezed passed on the way back to class. Then the smell hit, it was brutal!

So to the awsome paramedic student, who just had to eat burritos last night and then waited for the perfect opportunity to let one rip in one of the tightest space ever, so that the smell could properly escape. I would like to say, I hate you. And I really despise your fart.

I'm just saying... you stink!