Husband and I went for a drive yesterday (an excuse to get out of the house and crank the air conditioner). I don’t know how it started, but somehow the following conversation happened:
Me: You’re lucky to have me.
Husband: Oh yeah, why now?
Me: Well, no one else would put up with you.
Husband: Really? I thought that was you?
Me: Nope! I'm perfect, I could have my choice of whoever I want.
Husband: So, what you're saying is that when we first met, I desperate but you weren't?
Me: Yep! that’s what I’m saying. No one else wanted you.
Husband: Well that explains everything!
Kiddo bust out laughing in the back seat, "2 points for Dad!"
Guess it backfired just a little.