There once was a man from Nantucket, Who used the toothpaste and didn't shut it. He felt like a twit, When his wife pitched a fit. That poor old man from Nantucket.
- Dear husband, please close the stupid flip cap next time!
That's funny! I admit that if I'm half asleep at night sometimes the cap doesn't make it back to the toothpaste . . .or it gets twisted on halfway and falls off when I pick it up. Usually if I'm somewhat awake while brushing my teeth this never happens in our household.
I'm a girl from around the bay. A runner, mother, daughter, sister, wife, an average run of the mill Newfoundlander with an overly active imagination.
I spend my days making mistakes and then trying to fix them before I get caught.
My life is random!
LOL
ReplyDeleteI throw a fit all the time when my husband leaves trash out from something he just opened and it doesn't bother him a bit. : (
ReplyDeleteI always close the cap...
ReplyDeleteHaha, your poor husband! I can really empathise although it certainly is quite the stupid mistake to make!
ReplyDeleteWhen my hubby runs out of his toothpaste, instead of getting a new one he uses mine. HE DOESN'T SQUEEZE FROM THE BOTTOM. Drives me crazy.
ReplyDeleteBut....how big was his ear?
ReplyDeleteI trained mine early in our marriage about that. He valued his life enough to comply.
ReplyDeleteI don't care if people squeeze from the middle of the tube as long as they put the stupid cap back on. Totally agree with you.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny! I admit that if I'm half asleep at night sometimes the cap doesn't make it back to the toothpaste . . .or it gets twisted on halfway and falls off when I pick it up. Usually if I'm somewhat awake while brushing my teeth this never happens in our household.
ReplyDeletehey, at least he brushes his teeth!
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