Wednesday, September 15, 2010

question time




How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

6 comments:

  1. More to the point, why don't psychics always win the lottery?

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  2. I think it is because the lottery is not played with tarot cards.

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  3. I hear the annual clairvoyants convention was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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  4. psychics aren't allowed to play the lottery. it's against the wizard code.

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  5. Are my chances of winning the lottery any worse if I never buy a ticket?

    Does a psychic have to actually buy a ticket to win?

    xoRobyn

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