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Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts
Friday, October 22, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Sunday, October 3, 2010
A puzzling senerio
I wasn't in the mood to watch television last night so I picked up a puzzle, poured myself a cup of wine and cleared off the dining room table, then I tracked down the hammer and a pair of scissors.
When husband came upstairs to check on me, I was face and eyes into it.
Literally, he has lost track of time and I had fallen asleep. So this morning I plopped back down and finished the sucker off (the puzzle not the wine, that was long gone)
I might have used the hammer once or twice, but I didn't have to use the scissors once!
Notice how the box and the finished puzzle look nothing alike? Who's bright idea was that?!
When husband came upstairs to check on me, I was face and eyes into it.
Literally, he has lost track of time and I had fallen asleep. So this morning I plopped back down and finished the sucker off (the puzzle not the wine, that was long gone)
I might have used the hammer once or twice, but I didn't have to use the scissors once!
Notice how the box and the finished puzzle look nothing alike? Who's bright idea was that?!
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
I'm getting old OR what is wrong with people?
I think I'm getting a little to old for my class. I only have 10-12 years on the majority of the girls in my class, considering I was married with a child at their age, it feels like 20!
Today started off with Assessmants class, we are learning about knee conditions and special orthopaedic testing. So we do the neurological tests, and the ranges of motion, all is relatively quiet. We partner up and are going through the special tests and all you hear is "ow", from one of of the younger girls, mind you these tests are not supposed to be pain provoking, but, whatever.
After lunch, we have pathophysiology, we're doing psychiatric disorders. Same girl who was ow-ing this morning pipes up during each topic.. "I have that, oh I have that". Today, said girl diagnosed herself with chondromalacia patella, general anxiety disorder, depression and ADHD. WTF?
My clinical impression: a)hypochondriac or b)attention seeker.
Then during the drive home I hear the radio personalities talking about “The Human Centipede” written and directed by Dutch filmmaker Tom Six... here is the review:
Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock molding to create his triplet creature.
Yeah you just read that. Maybe sit back and think about it for a few minutes. Ass to mouth stuff going on here folks.
Either I'm getting old, or people are messed up!
Today started off with Assessmants class, we are learning about knee conditions and special orthopaedic testing. So we do the neurological tests, and the ranges of motion, all is relatively quiet. We partner up and are going through the special tests and all you hear is "ow", from one of of the younger girls, mind you these tests are not supposed to be pain provoking, but, whatever.
After lunch, we have pathophysiology, we're doing psychiatric disorders. Same girl who was ow-ing this morning pipes up during each topic.. "I have that, oh I have that". Today, said girl diagnosed herself with chondromalacia patella, general anxiety disorder, depression and ADHD. WTF?
My clinical impression: a)hypochondriac or b)attention seeker.
Then during the drive home I hear the radio personalities talking about “The Human Centipede” written and directed by Dutch filmmaker Tom Six... here is the review:
Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock molding to create his triplet creature.
Yeah you just read that. Maybe sit back and think about it for a few minutes. Ass to mouth stuff going on here folks.
Either I'm getting old, or people are messed up!
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